Telekom. Witness my Personal Shitstorm Live.
This morning I checked my German bank account and found out that 1,400 Euro were missing. The reason? My former telecom provider Telekom had withdrawn the money. I had terminated my iPhone contract months ago. So why did they withdraw so much money?
In Germany you usually have two year mobile contracts.
- If you cancel your contract prior to this two year period, your telecom provider is nice to you, offers new handsets, special conditions etc. to make you return to him
- If you forget to terminate the contract it is automatically prolonged for another year without a real option for you to get out
Sounds bizarre? Yes, absolutely. Actually we all know that keeping a pleased client is much cheaper than acquiring (or
reacquiring) a new one – but telecom providers in Germany don’t seem to think that far.
Back to the 1,400 EUR. Where were they? In April 2010 I found out that I am moving to Amsterdam to start a new job. I immediately withdrew from my iPhone contract which was still in effect by September 2010. In other words – I had to pay at least 4-5 more months.
Later I realized, there is a way out of this little problem. Simply because I moved abroad – Germany’s Telekom could not offer their services in the Netherlands. A German law gave me the right to instantly terminate the agreement if this is the case. So, in June (while already being in Amsterdam) I sent them another letter, withdrawing from my German mobile contract with instant effect.
What I did not know was – by withdrawing for the second time my first contract termination was considered as inoperative. The result…
- Telekom disconnected me instantly
- But (as I withdrew ‘too late’) they prolonged my existing contract for one more year and
- Made me pay for this prolongation for the whole prolonged year = 1,400 Euros
Very twisted ‘reality’. Of course I instantly screamed at a poor guy from customer service who promised me to solve the problem asap. And as usual, nothing happened. I called up my bank and got the money returned…but of course the problem with Telekom was not yet solved.
Getting ugly
One thing was clear – I would not let myself get screwed by Telekom. Interesting fact – after updating my status message on Facebook quite a bunch of people had something to say about Germany’s biggest mobile carrier. I mean, hating Telekom is not very uncommon in Germany. But I was pretty surprised of my friend’s reactions (screenshot in German).
After getting no feedback by Telekom’s customer service I turned to twitter. With a fucking expensive iPhone contract (by 2 months ago), about
1,700 twitter followers and a successful private blog about digital marketing/tech I do consider myself as an Alpha CRM lead. Time for a tweet.
The tweet was read by a couple of people. My friend @sideburnjim pointed me to Telekom Germany’s new service twitter account @telekom_hilft (‘Telekom helps’). Time for another tweet in which I linked the mobile carrier to the conversation on my Facebook account.
Telekom wakes up
Less than an hour later a young lady who works for Telekom friended me on Facebook. Her reaction was kind, positive and she asked me in a very friendly way if I wanted to start a conversation on how to solve the problem. Of course I wanted to. She quickly tried to understand the problem, stayed calm and positive and promised quick feedback tomorrow.
It’s indeed interesting to watch a company like Telekom reacting to a really, really pissed off customer. There is absolutely no way on earth I will pay any money to them. But while my complaints at Telekom’s telephone hotline trailed off, they, at least, reacted quickly and professionally via twitter.
The problem is not yet solved.
I hereby promise I will do my best to turn the new hashtag #failecom into a trending topic by tomorrow afternoon if they insist on receiving the payment. Nevertheless I expect the issue to be history very soon. Why?
Simply because my personal reader and followership converts me into a potential dangerous client. This is good in a way – simply because I can defend myself from my ex mobile carrier’s maltreatment more effectively. On the other hand it is unfair as my 60 year old dad who is not on twitter has to deal with Telekom’s fucked up telephone service hotline and cannot unfold his personal shitstorm.
Anyway…T-elekom, both of us still have the chance to say – fair enough, shit happens. But as I said, I promise to be really loud once you pretend that this action was in any way justified.
By the way – a pissed off customer does not want to get an automatized tweet from your service account that replies with ‘Anyway, we wish you a lot of fun online’.
I will keep you in the loop. No not you, Telekom. My readers.
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Update – the morning after, 9 am
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